You're so nebulous sometimes
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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