I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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