Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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