You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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