The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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