I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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