You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have started to decorate penises.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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