Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you win again, gameday.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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