he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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