The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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