my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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