Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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