He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i think my cat just said my name.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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