Ambien. No doubt about it.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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