I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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