the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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