No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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