The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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