I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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