So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Randomize
