I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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