so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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