theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I came so hard my ears popped.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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