His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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