when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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