woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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