I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize