So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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