I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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