So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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