How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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