there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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