okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
