Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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