They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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