so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I had to cum in my sink.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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