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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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