I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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