Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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