what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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