I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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