O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
and i looked up. we had an audience...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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