I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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