think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I just googled if crying burns calories
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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