dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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