Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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