My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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