well most of my day revolves around power hour
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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