32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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