what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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