Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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