Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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