We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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