arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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