were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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